Thursday, April 27, 2006

At this Rate We'll be US Before the Next Election

Oh, OK, you guys don't have to honour NAFTA - is there some other commodity you want to walk all over us for? (what a precedent eh? - think about those tar sands.) Hey, you want to keep a billion of your illegally acquired funds - sure, I'll muscle all those feisty - maybe not feisty at all - premiers. Hmm Emerson - The fact that he was/is? CanFor - anything to do with their cut of the billion dollar benefits? Hey, we don't need government - we've got Harper and Bush.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Now the Americans are Making our Policy Announcements for Us

Well Rona may not be blond but I guess she's just another pretty face anyway - well, not so pretty. Couldn't quite get it together to say anything besides we are going to get our own house in order before anything international for climate control - guess that was the one-liner Harper gave her for the day - then hand the mike to the US guys so they can tell us what we're going to be doing!! Are we paying them for running our country or are they doing it for free?

Friday, April 14, 2006

Where's a Cartoonist When You Need One?

Picture this - our illustrious leader marching off from the press gallery, muzzled ministers, eyes downcast, in tow - oh that I could draw.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Did Everyone Just Turn off their Brains

Ok we all know now what Harper's up to - as he said himself, with a fair degree of self satisfaction "I have cobbled together this party" from disparate elements and he will do the same for this country. Well now, that's a vision for the future. He is following the US playbook to the note - get everyone who is miffed and frustrated because their views have been left out of the political process (for good reason), "cobble them together", then bring them to power by emotionally attacking whatever DIRT they can find in their rivals and with a simplistic promise of "change". Then, promote the military by appealing to fear of all those lurking enemies and the love of democracy (are you kidding, in Afghanistan?!!, paying lip service while ignoring or reinforcing warlords, a deep oppression of women, unbearable poverty). Then ruin our reputation in the world, by promoting war, taking sides (cutting off the Palestinians) and hanging out with the US and create real rather than imagined enemies, then tell us we all have to "register" our iris or our fingerprint or something so they can catch the terrorists in our midst. Ratch up this climate of fear until everyone just stays home and never realizes that we have become the f... lunatics.